Jimmy Fallon creates a rap song with Brooks Allison about the four Super Bowl LX finalists

Tense times lie ahead for four Super Bowl LX finalists: Sam Darnold’s Seattle Seahawks, Matthew Stafford’s Los Angeles Rams, Bo Nix [Jarrett Stidham]’s Denver Broncos, and Drake Maye’s New England Patriots. Sunday, January 25, 2026, will decide the fate of these NFL teams: who will advance and who will head into the offseason. During these tumultuous days,The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon’s host, Jimmy Fallon, created a rap song for all four contenders with Brooks Allison, a comedian, musician, and TV writer. The goal was to loosen nerves and ease the tense atmosphere.Fallon: “Well, some sports news after an exciting weekend of games, the NFL playoffs are down to just four teams: the Seahawks, the Rams, the Broncos, and the Patriots. Even with only four left, they can be tough to keep straight.”Allison: “Oh, I can help you with that, Jimmy.”Fallon: “Oh, thank you, sir, how?”Allison: “By doing a rap with you from the audience, of course.”Fallon: “I don’t know if we have time for a rap…”Allison: “Awesome, hit it, Quest!”Then comes the rap!A Seahawk Is A… AnimalA Ram Is A… AnimalA Bronco Is A… AnimalA Patriot Is A…Oh… Uh… It’s A Guy? Or…A Seahawk Is A… BirdA Ram Is A… SheepA Bronco Is A… HorseA Patriot’s A…A Dude…? He’s A… Just A Patriotic Dude, I Guess.But The Seahawk Goes… “Caw!”The Ram Goes… “Baa!”The Bronco Goes… “Neigh!”The Patriot Goes…Allison: I Don’t Know, Jimmy. I Don’t Know… I Don’t Know… I Don’t Know What A Patriot Is, Exactly. I’m Sorry!Fallon: Calm Down! It’s Okay. It’s Okay.Allison: No, I’m Embarrassing Myself! You Wanted To Do This Rap With Me, And I’m Embarrassing Myself…Fallon: I Didn’t Want To Do A Rap With You…Allison: You Told Me… You Told Me You Wanted To Do A Rap With Me, And…Fallon: No, You Stood Up In The Middle Of My Monologue, And Demanded I Do A…Allison: I’m Just Letting You Down… I’m Letting You Down… Fallon: ...A Rap With You. You Wanna Do One With Me….Fallon: Don’t Be Hard On Yourself, Okay? Look, If You Had To Guess Where “Patriot” Comes From, What Would You Say?Allison: I Don’t Know… I Guess, Boston’s Rich History As The Cradle Of The American Revolution Honoring The Colonists Who Rebelled Against The British Rule?Fallon: That’s Exactly Right!Allison: Yeah! Seahawks, Rams, Broncos, And The PatriotsFallon: You Got It!Together In Chorus: They Are Called The Patriots Because Boston’s Patriotic!