On stage with Justin? Help!

<div class="section1"><div class="Normal"><script language="javascript">doweshowbellyad=0; </script><br />Another uneasy night. Dreamt that I had to be up on stage performing live with Justin Timberlake in half an hour. All that time was spent checking on how long my costume would hold if subjected to extreme force. Nightmare? Fantasy? <br /></div> <div align="left" style="position:relative; left: -2"><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="left" border="1" width="31.0%"> <colgroup> <col width="100.0%" /> </colgroup> <tr valign="top"> <td width="100.0%" colspan="1" rowspan="1" style="" valign:="" top="" background-color:="" f3f3f3=""> <div class="Normal"><img src="/photo/475773.cms" alt="/photo/475773.cms" border="0" /></div> </td> </tr> <tr valign="top"> <td width="100.0%" colspan="1" rowspan="1" style="" valign:="" top="" background-color:="" f3f3f3=""> <div class="Normal"><span style="" font-size:="">Janet reacts to Justin’s </span><a href="/articleshow/469981.cms" target="_blank">headline-grabbing</a><span style="" font-size:=""> act.(Reuters photo) </span></div> </td> </tr> </table></div> <div class="Normal"><span style="" font-size:="" font-weight:="" bold="">History has been made and "Jackson revealed" is no more about Michael''s peculiar lifestyle. But the weekend Super Bowl boob flash was really more about Justin than Janet Jackson.</span><br /><br /><span style="" font-size:="" font-weight:="" bold="">Ninety million people saw it happen, many more saw it later as the moment played all over world television, but if you happened to have had your head buried under just then – here is a recap. Justin pulled off a piece of Janet Jackson''s black leather bustier as they pranced about on stage at the end of the Super Bowl halftime show. </span><br /><br /><span style="" font-size:="" font-weight:="" bold="">Oops! The chappie, who once dated Britney, had done it again. For there stood Janet, 15 years Justin''s senior, right breast exposed for all to see. There have been apologies from all over, including Janet and Justin. </span><br /><br /><span style="" font-size:="" font-weight:="" bold="">The latter explained it as "wardrobe malfunction", not that anyone seems to be complaining. Internet history seems to have been made on the number of searches made for the flash – more than those for 9/11, I hear. And everyone''s blaming Janet, saying she planned it.</span><br /><br /></div> </div><div class="section2"><div class="Normal"><script language="javascript">doweshowbellyad=0; </script><br />But wait. That menace in a hunk''s clothing, that energetic bit of beefcake has been at it before. Remember the hottest pix of 2003? Timberlake grabbing a piece of insured treasure when he got his hands on the most famous butt in show biz – that of Kylie Minogue. <br /></div> <div align="left" style="position:relative; left: -2"><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="left" border="1" width="31.0%"> <colgroup> <col width="100.0%" /> </colgroup> <tr valign="top"> <td width="100.0%" colspan="1" rowspan="1" style="" valign:="" top="" background-color:="" f3f3f3=""> <div class="Normal"><img src="/photo/475774.cms" alt="/photo/475774.cms" border="0" /></div> </td> </tr> <tr valign="top"> <td width="100.0%" colspan="1" rowspan="1" style="" valign:="" top="" background-color:="" f3f3f3=""> <div class="Normal"><span style="" font-size:="">The ‘bottom-feel’ incident occurred during the Brit Awards</span></div> </td> </tr> </table></div> <div class="Normal"><span style="" font-size:="" font-weight:="" bold="">That was at a performance, too, and he, well, just did it. So what is it about Justin, women much older than him, the stage and his sure shot ability to get to the bottom of things? Or on top?</span><br /><br /><span style="" font-size:="" font-weight:="" bold="">After all, as accidents happen, he could well have torn a piece of Janet''s clothing from elsewhere. Two or three pieces in fact and she would have been left attired in a very fetching version of Liz Hurley''s celebrated rag held together with safety pins. But no, he got to where it would make for show stopping stuff.</span><br /><br /><span style="" font-size:="" font-weight:="" bold="">His caress of Kylie''s posterior became the most sought after image of last year. Even more than the bizarre Madonna-Britney lip lock. This time, apart from the Internet searches, it is reckoned the boob flash was the most watched TV moment with many of the 90 million Super Bowl enthusiasts rewinding to catch it once more.</span><br /><br /><span style="" font-size:="" font-weight:="" bold="">Wandering hands notwithstanding, the former Nsync singer is hot property. He has variously been nicknamed "Butter" and "Curly" for reasons I don''t even want to know and had once dyed his hair blue because he hated it so much. A little birdie tells me he also has a bad habit of... er... belching. </span><br /><br /><span style="" font-size:="" font-weight:="" bold="">That doesn''t seem to stop the clamouring teens. Or the seniors actually, seeing neither Janet nor Kylie really dialed 100 for help. </span><br /><br /><span style="" font-size:="" font-weight:="" bold="">So the dream. Nightmare? Performing on stage with Justin would be a hellish experience. To warble out duets with a man known to pounce with unerring accuracy, and actually waiting for it happen. Will it? Won''t it? Hell, why won''t it?</span></div> </div>