LOL: Jokes on what Hollywood movies teach us become viral

Be it the story line or stunts, be it the plot or song sequence, Hollywood movies have always inspired us and our film industry. From the way they shoot to the way they do their sets and makeup, Hollywood movies are always considered a step above Bollywood. Hence, it is not a surprise that our filmmakers copy or get inspired by their movies and adapt it for Indian audience. They are so used to copying ideas from English movies that they admit it openly and buy the rights of original films. Though we love English movies and are inspired by their superheroes, romance and sci-fi, sometimes they too overlook some rational things. On Wednesday, #HollywoodTaughtUs was trending on Twitter, and we have compiled some jokes on what Hollywood movies really teach us…

Why national disasters and alien attacks only happen in US:
#HollywoodTaughtUs: Vampires, werewolves, Mermaids, Angels and Devils etc only exist in USA.. Rest of the world doesn't see them.
“World ko bachane ka theka sirf amreica ne hi rakha hai” and the funniest thing is they have the worst enemies in galaxy.
I think Asia is a very safe place because Aliens and Environmental calamities only hit US or Europe...
US is the favorite destination of aliens.
#HollywoodTaughtUs that natural disasters/alien attacks/zombie attacks happens only in USA. Rest of the world is safe.

Why Hollywood movies are incomplete without kiss or smooch?
While action and plot are the USPs of Hollywood movies, the romance is also its strength. Whatever the subject of the movie is there will always be kiss, smooch or a sex sequence. Some jokes on it are:
#HollywoodTaughtUs that how difficult may be the situation is...there is always time for a kiss.
Chahe kitni bhi badi musibat ho, jaan mushkil mein padi ho, par ek smooch toh banta hai"

Superheroes rock: Most Hollywood movies are about superheroes flying from buildings to save damsels in distress. Hence, Twitter went abuzz with some tweets on the same:
#HollywoodTaughtUs When a Superhero says World He Actually Means America
#HollywoodTaughtUs there are more superheroes than there are states in America.

Sex sells: Hollywood movies are incomplete without sex scenes and they shoot these scenes in a very aesthetic manner. Some jokes on why sex is so important in a movie there are:
#HollywoodTaughtUs not getting laid is a national disaster. #AmericanPie
Buying a drink for a lady never involves the exchange of that....uh..what's that....uh....hmm.....oh yeah....MONEY!!
#HollywoodTaughtUs to have Friends with Benefits

Perceptions never change: For Americans, Russians are always the spies and Indians the poor. Some jokes on these perceptions that became viral on Twitter are:
Chinese & Japanese are Karate experts, Russians & Italians are Mafia, Indians are Poor and Americans are World saviours.
#HollywoodTaughtUs Every Chinese is a kung fu master, Russian terrorist, Italian smuggler & American is an undercover agent or world savior.
#HollywoodTaughtUs when the universe will be in danger America will save us, every frickin time.

Killers on the prowl: Beware Hollywood filmmakers make amazing serial killers movies. They script is tight, the ending is unexpected and the victims are gorgeous. However, why do serial attackers kill blondes or girls in matching underwear?
#HollywoodTaughtUs That serial killers only target women who wear matching bra and panties.
Only Jason Statham can talk in the same kind of voice when he is fighting, making love or doing nothing.
Heroine can betray the 'good news' in ways other than rushing to the basin with meaningful nausea.

Vampires are hot: If you think that vampires are ugly looking monsters with huge fangs and green coloured skin, well you’re wrong. When you have hot Robert Pattinson playing a vampire in Twilight, the vampires get too hot to handle:
#HollywoodTaughtUs Vampires are always wealthy. well dressed, and in great physical shape.