Things men do behind your back
Men try their best to be civil or neat and clean in front of their partners. But do you know what happens to the rats when the cat is away? Men do many random things in your absence and you may not be even able to guess it. Here are 7 things we got to know so scroll down quickly and know what your man may be upto.
They spend more time on the pot
Once you are out, they will spend their time sitting on the toilet with their phone, tablet or even laptop. Some men even sit on the pot and swipe right or left on the dating apps (if single)
Watch erotica
The moment you are out of sight, many men plug in their stash of erotica. They might even experiment or ask you if you are up for trying something new once you are back.
Smell their own body parts
Men can be disgusting, well women are no less, but here we shall explore the dirty side of men. Many men have this habit of smelling their armpits, their underwear or your underwear…
Eating weird combos
Now food is something they are honest about in front of their partner but what they do not reveal is their love for trying weird food combos. Mixing Chinese noodles with dal. Dal with spring roll or smeared on pizza with cheese… yes, they do not want you making that disgusted face, hence the secrecy!
Cry
Many men, thanks to your patriarchal society, are conditioned to hide their tears. So if they ever feel like crying, they will do it in your absence. Be it a personal trauma or a movie scene, they will most probably get up to go to the loo or wait for you to leave.
Try your makeup
Did you know that some men love to try makeup? They will try your colourful lipsticks or see what your brushes do, just for the fun of it.
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