The Kapil Sharma Show March 2, 2019: Kapil Sharma turns a doctor; Kartik Aaryan reveals his childhood secrets

The latest episode of The Kapil Sharma Show starts with Kapil and Krushna’s skit where they play doctor and nurse. Bharti Singh comes to get her check-up done but then leaves seeing their incompetency. Another patient comes asking for road directions and he is scared for his life seeing Kapil and Krushna’s funny antics.

After clinic drama, Kapil Sharma welcomes Kartik Aaryan and Kriti Sanon as the guests of the evening. Kapil gets super furious when Kriti addresses him as her brother. He asks her why did she call him bro?

Kapil talks about his big fat wedding and four receptions he had. He then jokes saying, “I still have relatives at my place. They are not ready to leave.” He then points out at his aunt, who’s sitting with the audience.

Kapil asks Kriti if she knows what’s ‘live-in’ called in Hindi. When she fails to answer, Archana Puran Singh tells that the concept is western hence, there’s no Hindi phrase for it. An aged-couple from California explains the meaning. Kapil shows off his international fans.

Kiku Sharda aka Bachcha Yadav mimics Kartik’s famous 9-minute speeches from his previous films. Kartik applauds Kiku and plants a kiss on his ponytail.

Kiku throws one googly after another and Kriti answers all his riddles like a pro.

Did you know Kartik used to visit the zoo every day early morning? And his reason for the visit will make you cringe. The actor confessed he used to love to watch elephants during their bowel time.

A fan from the audience expresses his love for Archana and reveals wearing a T-shirt with Archana’s portrait on it. Archana’s reaction? Priceless!

Kriti Sanon loves to eat panipuri from the roadside. The actress confesses that she only enjoys it from the roadside and not any fancy restaurants.

Kiku wants Bharti to be Kartik’s Jodi-daar and she gets a chance to romance Kartik Aryan. Bharti dances with him on stage.

Kiku plays a quiz contest with Kartik, Kriti and Bharti. While answering the question, Kartik tells him he wants to phone-a-friend. Kiku asks him to call for the audience poll through the phone. An actual pole comes on stage, and both Bharti and Kartik begin to dance on it. Bharti's dance leaves everyone in splits.